irritative mental conditions

Hello Chitlin,

welcome back to another exciting episode of i get to say whatever i want to say because its free on the internet.

When I last left i was complaining about my bodies condition post-surgery. Today it feels ten times better but for some reason my doctor still wont clear me to lift anything over ten pounds.

just a few quick things before i get to the highlight of my week, House M.D. is on tuesdays at eight on Fox and i think it friggin rocks. If anyone didn't catch the game thursday the prediction i made before game 1 that the pistons would close the series in six became true, go pistons. sorry reggie. I saw star wars ep. 3 on thursday as well, it was pretty sweet, luckily i didnt sit by anyone dressed as darth vader or something stupid, that was a great deal between my buhler and the jobey.

the only thing im going to complain about is work. On Wednesday i went back to work in edmond at kohls to train for opening the store, let me just say that that isnt what is bad. Whats bad is that the training was for opening the store at six in the damn morning. this isnt the first time this has happened, and it wont be the last but these rat bastards constantly think its legit to wake me up that early and its ridiculous.

The highlight of my week was last night at the performing arts center for George Carlin. My driver and i arrived about thirty minutes before doors opened only to be approached by "lobbyists" pressing medical marijuana passage. They say they are having great success and i wish them the best but im sorry, this is Oklahoma, a red state, and i highly doubt there will ever be a time when medical marijuana will become legal. sorry cats we cant all fake glaucoma just yet.

Either way, my driver and i got to the show and the opening act was alright, I wont ever like any act totally that uses a guitar in comedy, but to each their own. The man came on after the intermission and he freaking ruled. Between his reminders of great underappreciated things like pussyfarts and dingleberries to the suicide channel (especially any time he talked about auto-erotic-asphyxia) and his love for natural disasters i just couldnt stop laughing. The better parts of the show was the part about the weirdness of human nature and how our world would look without electricity. Of course i was pleased when he started talking about the people who vote vs. those who should vote. Democracy rules, what can i say.

one piece of advice to all who read (this is directed to a few people so dont yell if you think im singling you out, i probably wont care anyways)--- if you have a chance to do something that you know you want to do (or even semi-know you want to do) and dont do it because you are scared of some far off impact, or youre scared of getting too close, or getting shut down, or getting hurt or whatever asanine reason you want to define to yourself, then you are being paranoid, neurotic, and overly protective of yourself. You have on average something like 73.6 years of life, dont waste it on fear, just do the damn thing and welcome any and all consequences of your actions. however, if you do decide to embrace fear and inaction, one day you will realize your insane decision and may also realize it is horribly too late to try and act now. In which case do not do one of the following: drown in your bullshit sorrows, wonder what could have been, continue the same line of thought that led you to choose inaction and fear, and please dear god do not call and bitch to my apathetic ass about it.

-im out, Pistons in six, knock on wood.

-Andy Casey