Show me dem titties

so i havent updated since i moved into my house, and that was twenty days ago.

just an update then, i still work at kohls and still like my alcohol...not much else has changed.

one funny story, i was at a party and had phil come pick me up so as to my not driving while intoxicated...learning from the jobey's mistakes...anyways, phil pulls up as i have one drunk girl on each side of me and i get up and say "hey, show me dem titties" to the girl on the right (shes 25 i think). she graciously obliges my request. i then turn to the girl on my left (she just turned 27 and is married) and said "alright, now you, show me dem titties" she also met my request. then in one more move phil said that "andy, you got them together and said, 'now im seeing double so i really saw four titties each, so stand next to each other, show me dem titties so i can see eight'" and they did. and i smiled down upon them fore he was pleased.


this is the extent of the excitement of my life right now. i spend three days a week at the wellness center and 5 days a week at work. ive been watching tons of movies, but boondock saints is systematically changing my voice, i find myself talking in an irish accent randomly, and i dont mean to its just happening so now i have to concentrate on talking. its pising me off.

im teaching debate at cameron right now. it could be worse, i could have an arm growing out my ass, although that my be useful.

the HOT CHARLES is makes its championship run for the second time this year. go team go.